Applebee’s – San Marcos, CA

meh!

Yes the UBR staff will look everywhere and obviously anywhere for the ultimate burger experience. Your probably thinking “why Applebee’s?” Well “Meat Sack Mike” was buying as usual and the big oaf likes Applebee’s so much that he has been crying for literally months to go. At this point both Greg and Troy just wanted to get it over with. Since everybody and their one legged uncle has been to an Applebee’s before, I think we can skip the description since this Applebee’s is like every other one. The reality is their burger is decent and it has some noteworthy points of a hand formed patty, good thickness and a nice burger to bun ratio. We just hope the patty hand former wasn’t the same guy that pissed all over the floor of the urinal thinking that if he didn’t touch his hose he didn’t have to wash his hands. The real disappointment was the fries. A hamster could yack up a better size portion! Additionally, they were so over salted that they were virtually inedible, but we ate them anyway. Joining us on this adventure of mediocrity was our “near associate level” member Rene.

UBR Staff & Rene